Dragon Produces Little Rubber Duckies

Top Quote This press release describes the work of Mr. Sterling H. Conway who singlehandedly writes all the books in the Little Rubber Ducky Books line of publications. It is also intended to draw attention to the little known career of the late Brigadier General Viscount The Honourable Sir Marmaduke Ffolkes-Smythe who was known as the Hero of the Northwest Frontier in India (although only to himself). End Quote
  • (1888PressRelease) October 17, 2010 - Dragon Droppings Productions is unjustifiably proud and excited to introduce four new titles in its Little Rubber Ducky BooksŪ line of publications. In its short period of existence Little Rubber Ducky BooksŪ has quickly become world famous - unfortunately, just not in this world as yet.

    Mr. Sterling H. Conway, the author of all the Ducky books, states that they were written in honor of the Dalai Lama who he thinks he won in a card game recently. The four new books are: The Hippo as a Family Pet; Scorpions for Fun and Profit; Tattoos While You Wait and Elizabeth Ann and the Terrible Terror of Tallaght!

    The first three Ducky books noted above each consist of a life-enhancing collection of original humorous articles, poems, and cartoons that are intended to put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and, maybe, clear up your eczema.

    The fourth book, Elizabeth Ann and the Terrible Terror of Tallaght! is a thrilling story about a young girl and her male cousin who accidentally travel back some thousands of years in time - don't you just hate it when that happens to you? There, for reasons too simple to explain, the youngsters enter into battle with the villainous Tallaght, a creature who is only partly human, has no redeeming qualities whatsoever and who wants to trample the world beneath his cloven feet and subjugate it to his demonic will. Sort of like your average politician.

    If your life could use some humor and hopefulness in it perhaps you should read a good book. If you can't read a good book perhaps you should read one of ours. If, for any reason whatsoever, you enjoy these books don't blame us.

    All the books in the Ducky series have been praised for their overlying undertones of floral aromas, harmonious bouquets, exciting (if not to say wanton) astringency and a cuisine- friendly style. To read a juicy sample of each book you can log in to www.fReado.com, enter the title in the Search box, then click on the title. We also have our very own web site at www.littlerubberduckybooks.com. See you there!

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