Opening Ceremonies Of The Golden Age To Be Hosted In 7 US Cities

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  • (1888PressRelease) February 11, 2015 - San Diego - DEPTOFLOVE now acting as the Executive Department of US charged with healing gross national trauma. The fears that keep US trapped in a paradigm of war, cancer, and dis-ease are being exploited as part of our global healing campaign (see perk: LOVE CAMPAIGNER) to activate our planet's inherit energy systems and usher in a Golden Age for all of US.

    A GREAT SHAME of epidemic proportions has been circulating inside our borders for far too long. As a result of this shame, three dis-eases have been diagnosed by our contemporary shaman and will be the targets of our 7-day heart opening ceremonies:
    • Angry
    • Horny
    • Depressed

    DEPTOFLOVE sics Brock, Secretary of State of LOVE, on the task of converting industries (see perk: LOVE SYNDICATE) to the peace-time production of LOVE.

    "We're going to make LOVE with some big assholes to show YOU what's behind sex, drugs, and our planet's plumbing."
    -Brock, ( @ ) DEPTOFLOVE

    Ground activities will be conducted across 7 cities as social media blossoms to manifest a State of LOVE.

    The quantum field effect concentrated in these 7 cities will be strategically discharged by DEPTOFLOVE to induce a localized enlightening of terrestrial consciousness (see: The Oprah Perk).

    Celebrities, healthcare providers, people of Ferguson, lookout…our LOVE Resonance Miracle Ray (see: LOVE RMR Discharge perk) is about to come to your aid.

    There are dark forces at work, but you have a choice. We need not harp on failure of the governments or religions or assholes to deal with problems of world evolution. We remember the light being carried in each of our hearts, and we remember the erosion of tyranny in the warmth of this light. We, the people, shine on.

    To support the healing of assholes everywhere:

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