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Hanselngretal Clinic, Stockholm: Staff are buzzing today with the incredible news that at last something can be cured without the need for tremendously expensive pills. However, elsewhere in the world, it seems that others are not quite so happy!!! End Quote

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(1888PressRelease) May 29, 2010 - The Pharmaceutical world is aghast today with the latest Report from Sweden that medical conditions may no longer need prescriptions. Neither Johnson & Johnson nor Pfizer were available for comment, but rumours abound that many want to kill the Report's author, Dr Nillqvist, really slowly and without any anaesthetic. There is great concern that soon millions of patients could be restored to health without lotions, pills or tablets, and that Christmas Bonuses for the medical industry will become a thing of the past.

It all started, says Dr Nillqvist, when a Mr Yolly, 57 from Trondheim, came to see me in a most distressed state. He told me that his fifth wife was complaining about his performance (or rather lack of it) and wanted a divorce. It soon transpired that Mr Yolly's four other wives had left him for exactly the same reason. In desperation Mr Yolly had tried every product under the sun, but without success. Mr Yolly was in a critical condition.

Says Dr Nillqvist, I felt that something had to be done quickly. Mr Yolly had run out of money (due to his many divorce settlements) and was in grave danger of not paying my bill.......So, it was indeed fortunate that I'd recently read about the launch of the new DASH-COM Domain Names.

DASH-COM Domain Names provide unlimited possibilities for those wanting personalised and easy-to-remember web addresses. A breakthrough in Internet Technology, I was sure they'd provide a cure in this case. So I went to Dashworlds (www.dashworlds.com) and registered the domain name "incredible-lover".

Within moments, Mr Yolly was calmed. He appeared to float across the room at will. Miss Larson, my assistant nurse (36, 24, 36) noted he'd suddenly become more handsome. I told Mr Yolly go home and report back in a week.

I was confident of the outcome, said Dr Nillquvist, but nothing could have prepared me for this. The following week, Mr Yolly returned ecstatic. He told me that his wife was happy. Suffering from extreme exhaustion, she required hospitalisation. Surgeons were now working through the night to remove the smile from her face.

News of Mr Yolly's experience spread across Sweden and soon Mr Yolly's other wives had returned. They'd all agreed to give back their divorce settlements (plus interest) just to be allowed back. Unfortunately however, as with many new hi-tech treatments, Mr Yolly has suffered from a few uncomfortable side effects. After all the excitement, Mr Yolly is looking a lot older and more recently has had some difficulty walking. Still, this does not matter, as Dr Zilli Nillqvist will find a Dashworlds cure for that too.

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