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October 25, 2006 - -Crimson Falcon Press, Lansing, Michigan.
NAADUC, a non-profit organization, formally announced its existence to three reporters last night, 23 October 2006, in San Francisco, California. One of the reporters being Crimson Falcon Press’ own Cynthia Edwards, below is her report.
“Last night the National Array for the Abatement of Drugs and Underage Consumption, known as NAADUC, came out and admitted they existed. It’s founder, Commandant General Stuart Williamson, the cousin of Crimson Falcon Press’ founder** , was even in attendance with a major and a Lieutenant General. The Major spoke, he named himself Major Adams.
“Major Adams furthermore announced that NAADUC has been in existence in 5 major cities since January 2006, but declared the intelligence operation, supposedly now-defunct, had not been operating since March 2006 and that all NAADUC agents are being transferred to counseling.
“He also announced that NAADUC has a website, http://naaduc.freephpnuke.org, but also warned us that anyone who signs up will be deleted from the member roster and banned from accessing the site. Though he did suggest that we visit the site for public announcements.
“Major Adams also made a announcement claiming ‘NAADUC recruitment is at it’s highest, ever.’”
“Ending the ceremony General Stuart Williamson ordered a parade exit of the NAADUC troops in attendance, about one squadron.”
**Stuart Williamson, is the cousin of Sterling Williamson, Crimson Falcon Press' founder.