Hartford, CT (1888PressRelease)
March 20, 2008 - Prankplace.com, LLC has been overrun with Hillary Clinton toilet paper sales since her losing streak ended on March 5. Since her bid for presidency, there has been a strong market for anti-Hillary items. PrankPlace.com has noticed a trend in their gag TP sales. A Clinton victory means the Hillary haters come out, and they come out strong, buying thousands of rolls of TP, all with Clinton’s face printed on every sheet.
PrankPlace.com’s sales of Clinton toilet paper are higher than ever. Just a few weeks ago when Obama was the front-runner, sales lagged behind and Principal, Steve Wampold, became worried. “In January, I made a big order of the [Clinton Toilet paper] rolls with my manufacturer in China and none were being sold”. Things changed quickly after the Ohio and Texas primaries. “We’re back in business and I just ordered another huge shipment”.
With Hillary back in the front it means nothing but good news for Wampold, who’s a staunch Republican. “The sewers across the world were Hillary free for nearly 2 months, but now we’re back on track. A big Clinton primary victory is sure to mean profits will rise faster than the inflation the Democrats are sure to bring on”.
PrankPlace.com is an Internet manufacturer and portal of gag and novelty gifts. Their Hillary Toilet Paper is being sold at $9.99. For more information, call 1-800-592-0293 or visit PrankPlace.com.
